What do YOUR kids say?

There's a thread on here about replacing bad words with others so kids don't learn them...
Can you imagine? Your little one sitting in 1st grade class blurting out B**** lol

Hmmmmm that would be funny

What have YOUR kids learned???
I've heard them say it alllllll.... but I'm sure I missed some

And aside from bad words, what FUNNY Things have they said?

Well my 2.5 yr old cannot say shirt. She leaves out the R. So you can imagine what it's like being in the store and she's screaming "I NEED A SH**." Oh and when she says chips, it sounds like tits.

My newly potty trained 2 year old refers to his number 2's as dinosaur poop. So when we are potty-ing in public bathrooms, "oh my god mom, it's a dragon poop!" can be heard from miles away! -Jennifer

I heard Cookie Monster say 'what the hey' on Sesame Street the other day! Made me chuckle

When my now 2.5 year old son was just starting to talk one of his first words was "fan"... let's just say it didn't sound like he was saying fan lol!

Mine don't really have anything for bad words, but we actually do things to MAKE my 3 yr old say "marshmallow" because it comes out so funny. She says "NARSH-nallow" and it just sounds hilarious when she says. Pretty much anyone who has heard her say the word, will try to make her say it any time they see her because it just makes everyone laugh.

mintoad wrote:

Mine don't really have anything for bad words, but we actually do things to MAKE my 3 yr old say "marshmallow" because it comes out so funny. She says "NARSH-nallow" and it just sounds hilarious when she says. Pretty much anyone who has heard her say the word, will try to make her say it any time they see her because it just makes everyone laugh.

I can hear it now...LOL!

My little guy calls his binoculars "knockers"

oh man my son is 4.5 now so its more grown up talking that can be embarrassing

I'll have to remember this forum and write some down to share

ladies I truly miss those ages and hearing them speak and pronounce words *sigh*

Oh my loved these!!!! Any more!?!?!
Any of you HAPPEN to have videos of them???
I saw some videos on YouTube with the little boy saying FireTruck which came our fire F***
I held my stomach from laughing so hard!!!!!

Debated about posting, but since other people are.....
My DD loves loves taking a bath. Once we say the word bath she will stand at the gate waiting to go up. Now if we are not fast enough she starts yelling "I want a bath." unfortunately, it does not come out bath, it comes out b***h. Don't have it on video....yet.

crockpot_queen wrote:

Debated about posting, but since other people are.....
My DD loves loves taking a bath. Once we say the word bath she will stand at the gate waiting to go up. Now if we are not fast enough she starts yelling "I want a bath." unfortunately, it does not come out bath, it comes out b***h. Don't have it on video....yet.

These are all so cute! lol I can't think of anything cute that they say right now.

DS says please, but it usually comes out like p#*s. When he really wants something, he just chants it over and over!!

Our oldest who is almost 7, says "tarter sauce" all the time. So when he doesn't like an answer I've given, it's "OH TARTER SAUCE!" LOL A funny thing he said awhile back after I told him he needed to stop falling asleep on his bean bag chair in front of the TV at night was "The cable went out in my eyes." KIDS!!!

My son has trouble saying "Percy" the Thomas train engine....

And he tells everyone his little sister, Tilly, "East mommy's boobs!" That's a funny one to explain to everyone....

Oooh...forgot one. Heath also used to say plug...like plug in outlet, but it came out F%@*

My 2 year old calls kisses "pisses" for some reason! "I want pisses", it's so funny! Her dad is also a huge sports nut, and one night she asked him for something while he was watching hockey playoffs. He answered with "Just a second hun, the games almost over." And she responded with "Ohhh GAWD"...... if she knew how to roll her eyes, she would have!

crockpot_queen wrote:

Debated about posting, but since other people are.....
My DD loves loves taking a bath. Once we say the word bath she will stand at the gate waiting to go up. Now if we are not fast enough she starts yelling "I want a bath." unfortunately, it does not come out bath, it comes out b***h. Don't have it on video....yet.

make sure to add that to her baby book

That is in her baby book. I already know i am in so much trouble, I can see her being one of kids in school that tells the teacher everything. I worked with 3-4 year old and lets just say nothing is private, I learned more than I ever wanted to know about some families.

I figure you all would appreciate this.....One of my sorority sisters posted today that her son let out this blood curdling scream.....It seems he wondered how a chip clip would look on his man parts....He found out quickly it wasnt a good idea....Crazy things 4 year olds do huh?

lololol to all of these!
Oh my how creative and cute!!!!
I'm DYING to see some videos!!!!

crockpot_queen wrote:

That is in her baby book. I already know i am in so much trouble, I can see her being one of kids in school that tells the teacher everything. I worked with 3-4 year old and lets just say nothing is private, I learned more than I ever wanted to know about some families.

oh I hear ya on that one...I'm always afraid of what ds is going to say at school...he is quite blunt at 4.5...this wkend I had my girlfriends teenage daughter over and the amount of poo talk out of my son's mouth was unreal...he was pretty inappropriate however were working on teaching him

momtoheath wrote:

I figure you all would appreciate this.....One of my sorority sisters posted today that her son let out this blood curdling scream.....It seems he wondered how a chip clip would look on his man parts....He found out quickly it wasnt a good idea....Crazy things 4 year olds do huh?

OMG that is freaken hilarious...