Who's lost their wife to Ju Ju Be!?

Think you can get hubby to sign up and post that he's lost you to Ju Ju Be?!
Will do a random drawing for a hubby to get a free gift for a change
he he he

Haha, this should be good.

lol. Hoping some hubbies step up to tell us about the tragedy
LMAO!!!

I have lost my wife to Ju Ju Be. Now I have to carry around a purple paisley diaper bag all of the time. But, I suppose it is fine since I will always Be Prepared.

kirby_buckeyes wrote:

I have lost my wife to Ju Ju Be. Now I have to carry around a purple paisley diaper bag all of the time. But, I suppose it is fine since I will always Be Prepared.

LOL! That's a good one!!!

I don't think I could get my hubby to post...but I'll try!!!

LMAO!!! LOVE IT!

Where are all the hubbies?
I thought they would jump at the chance to share the trauma

OH and Kirby! Just for being the first to "complain"
You get a free JJB Tee!

Email me directly with your ship to address and wear that Tee proudly!

DH is waiting to be authorized . . . can't wait to see what he's going to come up with!

How's this for losing my wife? She made me join just so we might have a chance to win a free JJB. I swear we should have a revolving door for the JJBs that enter and leave this house. She is constantly saying she needs to go to the post office. I never know what she might get next.

Right now her diaper bags are the small backpacks. I refuse to learn the names. And she just sold her big backpack to get these two small ones. One is green and brown with green zippers. And the other is blue with funky flowers and orange zippers. She keeps telling me she'll get me a Navy something to carry if I have to take them somewhere.

She even has our children excited about JJBs. So much so that she bought them each their own small bags and they want more.

So JJBs have invaded our house. It's a good thing they are made so well otherwise I might complain.

Hi Honey! Tigerblob is my DH.

Yep he refuses to learn the names of the bags and prints. My children know some of the names. Mainly our older two and the prints they like. Oh well as long as he doesn't complain.

He said, "Okay I did it honey. Do I have to login ever again?" I said only if Maya says you've won...lol.

Hi all,

I lost my wife to JJB.

Everytime I look for the car keys, it's in a different JJB bag from the one just a day ago.

If I close my eyes and walk four steps in any direction in our house, I can reach out and grab a JJB.

Our house is now the Grand Central for JJB stuff. Yesterday a Business Be was hogging the downstairs bathroom and last week a Be Unique and a Be Major asked me where the Oyster Bar was.

eBay has placed a bandwidth limit in our IP because of the constant refreshing of JJB auction pages.

Stuff gets mailed so often, we got a 'thank you' card from the Post Office pension fund.

Thanks for commiserating.

gibbous is my DH. He's so cool!!

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!
OH MY GOSH!
Hubbies ,I'll hand it to yah! You cracked me up!!!!!
Good job!

tigerblob wrote:

How's this for losing my wife? She made me join just so we might have a chance to win a free JJB. I swear we should have a revolving door for the JJBs that enter and leave this house. She is constantly saying she needs to go to the post office. I never know what she might get next.

Right now her diaper bags are the small backpacks. I refuse to learn the names. And she just sold her big backpack to get these two small ones. One is green and brown with green zippers. And the other is blue with funky flowers and orange zippers. She keeps telling me she'll get me a Navy something to carry if I have to take them somewhere.

She even has our children excited about JJBs. So much so that she bought them each their own small bags and they want more.

So JJBs have invaded our house. It's a good thing they are made so well otherwise I might complain.

OMG I thought my husband wrote this post!

LMAO!
Hubbies have the same idea when it comes to losing wives to bags lol

I lost my wife to Ju Ju Be.

How many diaper bags does one Mom need?
I thought a couple would be fine.
It started innocently enough, when she said “Hon, will you Be Mine?”
Surfing the Web other day, she called me over, “pretty please?”
I saw that she was oogling over brand new WannaBe’s.
For some, the next “new addition” would be a little pet
But she thinks care and feeding's easier with her new Be Set.
She’s musical, so I would wager
The key she sings in is Be Major.
Pack for snow and sleet AND sun and heat?
Before, we’d not have dared.
That is, of course, until my wife thought it's best to Be Prepared.
Perhaps this rhyme I'm telling lays it on a little thick,
Though I admit despite myself even Jack be nimble, Jack Be Quick.
Night on the town with the kids could be a little dicey -
We’ll get dressed up, we’ll order Thai,
And request that it Be Spicy!
I thought with all these Ju Ju Be’s there’s nothing she would lack,
But wait, Fedex is at the door-
‘Scuse me, I’ll Be Right Back!

Mikef is mine! Criminy I love that man!

I guess I have to claim George Jetson.

GatorMommy wrote:

tigerblob wrote:

How's this for losing my wife? She made me join just so we might have a chance to win a free JJB. I swear we should have a revolving door for the JJBs that enter and leave this house. She is constantly saying she needs to go to the post office. I never know what she might get next.

Right now her diaper bags are the small backpacks. I refuse to learn the names. And she just sold her big backpack to get these two small ones. One is green and brown with green zippers. And the other is blue with funky flowers and orange zippers. She keeps telling me she'll get me a Navy something to carry if I have to take them somewhere.

She even has our children excited about JJBs. So much so that she bought them each their own small bags and they want more.

So JJBs have invaded our house. It's a good thing they are made so well otherwise I might complain.

OMG I thought my husband wrote this post!

so our DH's think alike huh?

mikef wrote:

I lost my wife to Ju Ju Be.

How many diaper bags does one Mom need?
I thought a couple would be fine.
It started innocently enough, when she said “Hon, will you Be Mine?”
Surfing the Web other day, she called me over, “pretty please?”
I saw that she was oogling over brand new WannaBe’s.
For some, the next “new addition” would be a little pet
But she thinks care and feeding's easier with her new Be Set.
She’s musical, so I would wager
The key she sings in is Be Major.
Pack for snow and sleet AND sun and heat?
Before, we’d not have dared.
That is, of course, until my wife thought it's best to Be Prepared.
Perhaps this rhyme I'm telling lays it on a little thick,
Though I admit despite myself even Jack be nimble, Jack Be Quick.
Night on the town with the kids could be a little dicey -
We’ll get dressed up, we’ll order Thai,
And request that it Be Spicy!
I thought with all these Ju Ju Be’s there’s nothing she would lack,
But wait, Fedex is at the door-
‘Scuse me, I’ll Be Right Back!

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely amazing! ROTFL, LMAO, LOL

George Jetson wrote:

Top Ten Ways You Know Your Wife is Addicted to JuJuBe:

10 - When asked at the grocery store if she wants paper or plastic and she says JuJuBe
9 - You wife has seemingly acknowledged her addiction to JuJuBe and suggests she be put on a weekly allowance…and adds that the baby needs an allowance too
8 - When she's not upset that the dog tore up her favorite JuJuBe bag because she has "spares"
7 - When FedEx adds your house as a regular stop on their route
6 - When you find out the bags have names and actually start to learn them
5 - When you wife has more JuJuBe bags than Joan Rivers has facelifts
4 - When she can use a completely different bag for each day…of the MONTH!
3 - When you find out the bags have names and actually start to learn them
2 - When littledudesanddivas.com places an order WITH HER!
1 - When she says JuJuBe and you think JuJuBroke



Thank You for your time and remember to tip your waitress!

You guys are CRACKING ME UP!!!!!!
What a perfect post to read in the morning!
Thanks hubbies!
And oh MY the addiction!

You all HAVE to get Joe and Rachelle over to read this thread!

butterflyjuju wrote:

GatorMommy wrote:

tigerblob wrote:

How's this for losing my wife? She made me join just so we might have a chance to win a free JJB. I swear we should have a revolving door for the JJBs that enter and leave this house. She is constantly saying she needs to go to the post office. I never know what she might get next.

Right now her diaper bags are the small backpacks. I refuse to learn the names. And she just sold her big backpack to get these two small ones. One is green and brown with green zippers. And the other is blue with funky flowers and orange zippers. She keeps telling me she'll get me a Navy something to carry if I have to take them somewhere.

She even has our children excited about JJBs. So much so that she bought them each their own small bags and they want more.

So JJBs have invaded our house. It's a good thing they are made so well otherwise I might complain.

OMG I thought my husband wrote this post!

so our DH's think alike huh?

Yes! The revolving door statement really made me think it was him...until I read the small backpacks post!

Hubbies! You can all try to win the Baby Kaed Shanti Diaper Bag for your wives too!
Ask them how!

Maya wrote:

Hubbies! You can all try to win the Baby Kaed Shanti Diaper Bag for your wives too!
Ask them how!

Shhhh...I'm trying to take over that contest...and your blog contest...