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Maya Admin
Posts : 2023 Join date : 2009-04-24 Age : 39
| Subject: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:29 am | |
| This is Perfect!!! Enjoy.
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS mean mean lady Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear..... I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''
(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your tushy is disconnected!
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Momof2Boys
Posts : 2483 Join date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:16 am | |
| ROFL!! This is awesome Maya! Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today. | |
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crockpot_queen
Posts : 283 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 47 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:17 am | |
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mariak
Posts : 615 Join date : 2009-04-28 Age : 43 Location : PA
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:02 am | |
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momtoheath
Posts : 239 Join date : 2010-01-26 Age : 47 Location : Lawrenceville, NJ
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:21 am | |
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2babyboys
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-09-29
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:27 am | |
| I love it! | |
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jesmommy
Posts : 4 Join date : 2009-12-22
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:20 am | |
| wonderful | |
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Momof2Boys
Posts : 2483 Join date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:55 am | |
| Still cracks me up to this day | |
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awhitesi
Posts : 711 Join date : 2009-09-17 Location : Indiana
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:46 am | |
| LOL! Sweet revenge | |
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Momof2Boys
Posts : 2483 Join date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:44 am | |
| I wonder if this has ever happened though | |
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ixlovexpink
Posts : 134 Join date : 2009-07-02 Location : TX
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:00 am | |
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Momof2Boys
Posts : 2483 Join date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:03 am | |
| I still come and read this a few times a day to get a augh | |
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mintoad
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-01-26 Age : 46
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Tue May 18, 2010 10:16 pm | |
| Too funny! Just seeing this now. I think I find it even funny since we just shopped for my mom's dress for my bro's wedding! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Wed May 19, 2010 1:59 am | |
| I love this. I actually know someone who would really do this! |
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pinkfrog
Posts : 1536 Join date : 2009-04-27 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Wed May 19, 2010 5:29 am | |
| thanks for the laugh Maya | |
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crazyflwr
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-05-24
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Tue May 25, 2010 5:06 am | |
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Maya Admin
Posts : 2023 Join date : 2009-04-24 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: A friend sent this over: Thought you might enjoy it :) Tue May 25, 2010 9:51 am | |
| I would totally do it tooooo!!!!!!!!! So so clever!!!! | |
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